frickin' laser beams

Is it too much to ask for? Apparently not.

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports....On the subject of the robot, [Mr. Jackson] continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

While I've found myself much less enchanted with South Park these days (ok, these years), this seems to beg at least a nod on such a show. Actually, it might be too much to parody. I mean, how do you make something this silly that much more silly? Seems like it's pretty close to the upper limit on silly already.