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If I were a daughter or son of a Bush, I'd want to be wasted too.

Gov. Jeb Bush's son arrested in Austin
Sept. 16, 2005
Reuters News Service
John Ellis Bush, the son of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and nephew of President Bush, was arrested in Austin today on charges of public intoxication and resisting arrest, police said.
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Jeb Bush's daughter Noelle was sentenced to 10 days in jail in 2002 after cocaine was found in her shoe at a court-ordered drug rehabilitation program. President Bush's daughters Jenna and Barbara were both charged in 2001 with drinking underage.