Spider coffee

It is unreasonable to call 1:53 PM "morning" however this is when my first coffee of the day finished brewing. There was a dead spider on top of the carafe this morning. A dead spider on your coffee is somewhat disturbing but not enough to over-ride my desperate need for coffee. I picked it off with a paper towel, chucked the little legs-up corpse in the trash, and proceeded to mix sugar and cream into my dead spider coffee, which I am now drinking.