Super-Duper DeLay

I got this list of Tom DeLay quotes in my e-mail today. I apologize for the reposting of stuff some of you might have already seen elsewhere. My reasons are that this is some interesting shit on DeLay and that I am doing my time out and thus will not be posting a homegrown blog entry at the moment. I did take a moment to check some of the DeLay quotes below, typed a few into Google and got, among many other sources, this hit from Wikipedia (god damn I love them). I removed one quote that didn't have a citation, and added another that did (10).

1) "So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War.

2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" --Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005.

3) "I AM the federal government" --Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003.

4)"I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution." --Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview, Dec. 19, 1995.

5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes." --Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003.

6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills." --Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School massacre, 1999.

7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can't provide stability, I'm not saying that... It does take a father, though." --Tom DeLay, in a radio interview, Feb. 10, 2004.

8) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist." --Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the minimum wage, April 23, 1996.

9) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power." --Tom DeLay, in a 2002 interview with Fox News, explaining why America must topple Saddam Hussein.

10) "The judges need to be intimidated. They need to uphold the Constitution. (If they don't behave) we're going to go after them in a big way." – Tom DeLay, in the Washington Post September 14, 1997